You're my little dorito
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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