i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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