singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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