I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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