All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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