It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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