We need to rekindle our bromance
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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