you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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