I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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