Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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