69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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