i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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