The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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