So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Randomize
