you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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