I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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