According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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