whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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