he wants to bone in the snuggie
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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