How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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