i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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