so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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