matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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