Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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