Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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