do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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