road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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