i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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