I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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