Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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