U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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