im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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