Yo dont text me then not text me
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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