@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Do vagina's smell?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
