What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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