he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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