I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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