we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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