i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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