If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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