remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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