Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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