I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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