Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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