I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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