She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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