She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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