I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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