She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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