I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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