sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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