She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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