So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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