Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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