And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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