she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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